what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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knock,knock you suck

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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