- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Yo Momma So Fat!

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Female rights.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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