What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Obama

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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