- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

gingers

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

WNBA

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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