- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Women's Rights.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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