- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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