- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

This is a joke.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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