What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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No!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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A man was shot. He died.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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