Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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