So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Gay rights.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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