- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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