- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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