What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Tall asians

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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