- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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