What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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knock,knock you suck

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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