A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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