A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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