- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

once you go black your credit goes wack

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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