- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

justin littleton being sucessful

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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