- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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