- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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