14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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haha

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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I once did something.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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