What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Womens basketball

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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