- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

My love life

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

123 f*ck off

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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