- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

a. why? b. because

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Barack Obama

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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