Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Chris Bosh's neck

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

who is awesome? no one...

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

A midget walked under a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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