What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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black people

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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