- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

a black man did not eat chicken.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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