A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What? Why?

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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