- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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