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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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