a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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