knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Anti Joke

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