What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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fridge

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Anti Joke

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