- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What do you call a black man? A person

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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