- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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