Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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