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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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