where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

scraggle is in you pillow case

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Homosexualism is so gay man

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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