Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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