- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Loperson

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

masturbating on a tarc bus

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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