Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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