MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

No soap radio

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

He--Hey guys

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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