- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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