- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

masturbating on a tarc bus

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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