- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Latvia isn't a joke

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Dwight Howard

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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