- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

1+1=2

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Dwarf Shortage

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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