- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Womens basketball

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

u suck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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