who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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roses are red violets are blue

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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your face is kinda funny

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Anti Joke

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