- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

c-? men, C-men

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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