- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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