- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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