- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Well this is pointless.....

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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