- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

roses are red violets are indigo

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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