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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

This is an anti-joke.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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