Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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I was once a hamster.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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