What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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