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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

The chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

France had one revolution

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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