Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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