- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

when debbie meets downer

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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