- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

every knight i see an owl at window

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

YEAH THEY DO!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

have you ever had african food? neither have they

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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