- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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