- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

nickel back

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

your life

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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