- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

I was once a hamster.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

your face is kinda funny

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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