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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Suck pussy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Albert your flies undone.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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