Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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