- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

su algato es en fuego

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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