Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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