Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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