What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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