so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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