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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

If the 49ers won the superbowl

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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