- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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