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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

a black guy hates chicken.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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