- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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