- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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