Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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