- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

osama bin laden is dead

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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