- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Dwarf Shortage

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

ring around the rosie ... your dead

1+1=2

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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