- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

can you pass the soap?

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Latvia isn't a joke

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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