What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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your face is kinda funny

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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roses are red violets are blue

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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