- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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