- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

1+1=2

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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