- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

roses are red violets are indigo

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Actually it was me Josh brown

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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