When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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