- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Want to hear a joke? No.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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