the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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