Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

can you pass the soap?

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Loperson

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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