- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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