Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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A man walks into a bar

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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