- Anti Joke

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Flowers are colors Love me

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.