- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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