why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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dyslexic's Untie

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a ab

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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