How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Two planes walk into an office building

Matt is a Duster!

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Who is John Galt?

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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