- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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