- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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