What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Yo mama so fat.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Jews

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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