- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

A child walks into a classroom.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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