- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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