- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Poop

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

its funny cuz i laughed!

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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