How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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I like the color potato.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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