What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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