Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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