I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Romans rights.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

women's rights

What does greg and Ian have in common?

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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