- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Knock knock, COME IN!

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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