Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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