- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

i dont fisish anythi

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Chris Bosh's neck

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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