How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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I once did something.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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