- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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