Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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Your Mom!!!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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