Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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