- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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