- Anti Joke

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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