- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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