2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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it's funny because it's funny

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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