How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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