- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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