What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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