I like the color potato.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

WOMENS RIGHTS

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

womens rights

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

A midget walked under a bar.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Chris Bosh's neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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