- Anti Joke

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC