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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Justin Beiber is a good singer

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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