- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

This is sparta No this is patrick

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Guess who is violent. Osama

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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