Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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just in time?

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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