- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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