Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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